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We’re rockin’ it old school here, right now. The ol’ email form. Awww yeah-yuh! I’ll get this updated to modern standards one day.

“Mark didn’t take this picture, and I don’t know why he’s quoting me here. This isn’t me.”

– Larina H.

“Hi there! We’re calling from Feline Anti-Defamation League, with an important message for Mark. Please press ‘1’ to proceed.”

– Kam V.

“They’ve helped thousands, they’ll help you, too.
One lump sum of cash they will pay to you.
If you get long term payments but you need cash now.”

– JG W.